it's none of your business, but i'm:

• co-founder of Fork Equity, a micro PE fund with 7 figures of annual revenue


• a day trader who occasionally wins big in the public market


• an angel investor to several companies (some defunct, some growing, some stale)


• a small LP in Earnest Capital


• a rookie real estate investor with stakes in mountain land, an apartment in LA, etc 


• the owner of a few passive income projects (including this website, Simple FAQ)


• a long-term portfolio holder in robo-advisors (Betterment, Wealthfront) and REIT (Fundrise)

you do the math. ;)